1 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:03,990 Allison's coming back? 2 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,150 Finally! 3 00:00:05,610 --> 00:00:06,610 Who's Allison? 4 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:13,310 What? Um, Max's girlfriend? The one who's been away volunteering with the 5 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,310 Corps for three months? 6 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:16,290 How could you forget her name? 7 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:17,930 Because I didn't write it on my wrist. 8 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:21,070 Dad? 9 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:27,370 Well, I hope she gets here soon because Max's attitude is unbearable. 10 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:28,750 Allison! 11 00:00:29,990 --> 00:00:31,830 You're coming back, you see! 12 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,560 why she left. 13 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,740 I know, and now it's rubbing off on your mom. 14 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:45,620 Allison, Max's girlfriend to sin. 15 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:50,140 Wow. Like a musical. 16 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:51,800 Not any good songs or talent. 17 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,980 Come, family, see the feast I prepared. 18 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,540 I made all of Allison's favorites. 19 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:04,019 Kale tacos, cabbage dogs, and broccoli burgers. 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,400 Oh, no wonder she's so angry. 21 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:15,880 Don't worry, guys. This is why I installed the emergency meat button. 22 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,540 That's why our house smells like a deli. 23 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,480 It's... 24 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:37,430 Max, I'm breaking up with you. 25 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:40,930 Wow, I was way off. 26 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,910 I realized you're not my soulmate. The Earth is. 27 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:51,690 Stupid Earth. I should have destroyed it when I had the chance. 28 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,530 Yeah, Earth is the worst. 29 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,730 I don't know. I'm trying to be supportive. 30 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,190 You don't need her, Max. 31 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:05,640 There's other fish in the sea. And under our seats. 32 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,280 Are you okay, honey? 33 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,560 Yeah. 34 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,620 Yeah, I'm fine. 35 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:17,080 I'll never love again! 36 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,100 He's not serious. I'm super serious! 37 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,300 Oh, no. 38 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,720 The kids have been attacked by Professor Fancy Pants. 39 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:36,250 I wish he'd attack sooner. They look amazing. 40 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,950 We're just a couple of mature individuals who want to have an adult 41 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:42,950 with our parents. 42 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,970 That's right. So sit back, relax, and have a cup of coffee. 43 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:49,510 Ooh, we'd love some. 44 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:56,350 That tastes like dirt water. 45 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:58,030 Isn't that what coffee is? 46 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,640 to begin a more grown -up level of superhero training. 47 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,220 You started training Phoebe when she was our age. Yeah, Phoebe's special. 48 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,380 Just like you guys. 49 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:16,360 We've taken down some serious villains, like Fairy Princess at the prom. 50 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,660 Allow us to refresh your memories. 51 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:27,460 I'm gonna pinch you until next week. 52 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,900 But she didn't, because Billy's that 53 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,620 Scarlett Johansson. 54 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:49,640 Another villain taken out by Billy and... Nora! 55 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,220 Okay, you guys convinced us. 56 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,960 Meet us in the driveway tomorrow afternoon and we will begin your next 57 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,960 superhero training. 58 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,500 Nora, we did it! 59 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:17,029 Itching to get back out on patrol? 60 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:24,410 Or itching because you're a filthy dirt monster? 61 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:27,330 Why would I go out on patrol? 62 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:30,330 Just arrest Allison for breaking and entering. 63 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:32,650 My heart! 64 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:38,270 Come on, Max, you've got to get over this now. I know your heart is broken, 65 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:39,270 the shower is not. 66 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:43,570 We will shower when we're good and ready. 67 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:44,970 I'm sorry, we? 68 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,180 My maxi stinks. I stink. 69 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:53,840 Quiet, human stocking. Max, come on. Get up and let's go. 70 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,820 It's putting you on ice. 71 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:05,500 What happened to your freeze breath? 72 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,340 That was no freeze and all breath. 73 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:08,660 Terrible, horrible breath. 74 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,440 That's all I got. 75 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,740 Allison really broke me. 76 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:15,540 Now I'm just... 77 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,970 An extremely handsome shell of my former self. 78 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:22,610 When my maxi is handsome, I'm handsome. Zipper stinky. 79 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,090 His stairs always worked when I was with Allison. 80 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:33,050 I've never seen him like this before. 81 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:35,930 I've got to get him to snap out of the trunk and be super again. 82 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:40,570 Impossible. He only wants Allison back, and that's not going to happen. 83 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:43,490 But I could find him a new Allison. 84 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:44,850 Well... 85 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,040 This is disturbing in so many ways. 86 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,080 is to find him a new girl that's exactly like Allison. 87 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,380 Yeah, that makes total sense. 88 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,360 And any girl would be lucky to date that. 89 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,080 Everything is pain! 90 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,240 Your relationship is doomed! 91 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,780 Yeah, I was wrong. He'll never date again. 92 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,420 I guess it was a crazy idea anyway. 93 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:21,080 I mean, it's not like the universe is just gonna send us a new Allison. 94 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,640 This is new Allison. 95 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:27,090 Actually, I don't care. 96 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:31,170 She's the new head of green teens and you're a problem now. 97 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,490 Out of my way, delinquents! 98 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:38,790 So, guys, my first big event is a pet adoption fair this afternoon. 99 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,150 Will you help me spread the word? 100 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:41,249 Oh, sure. 101 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,410 There's a pet adoption fair this afternoon! 102 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:46,850 Um, I think she meant the flyers. Oh. 103 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,540 that little bit of crazy Max likes. Hey! 104 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,460 Recycle, butt face! 105 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,440 I'm wrong. She's perfect. Molly, wait up! 106 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:18,120 Hey, kids. 107 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:20,320 Ready to take your training to the next level? 108 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,880 Yeah. Meet the crime buddy. 109 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:37,490 just been born. 110 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:43,390 The training bot is built to challenge Supes at any level. Right now it's set 111 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,570 cutesy -wootsy because you two are cutesy -wootsy. 112 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,650 We're not cutesy -wootsy. 113 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,110 I don't know. I'm pretty adorable. 114 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:58,770 At least challenge us and crank this thing up to meanie -weenie. No, no, no. 115 00:08:58,770 --> 00:09:00,950 know it probably feels like we're taking things a little slow. 116 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:05,170 But if you want to fight for justice, you're gonna have to trust us. 117 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,200 Oh, honey, did you just make that up? Yeah, I just did. 118 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,500 Okay, you two do your best, and we'll be back to check on you later. 119 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,400 Use your powers to pop as many bubbles as you can, hero. 120 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,960 Tilly, this is so beneath us. 121 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,620 Molly's full and telling me I need a power nap. 122 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,400 Good idea, pal. 123 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,840 Allison can't hurt us in our sleep. 124 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,980 Come on in. This is my brother, Max. 125 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,560 Max? 126 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,180 This is Molly. 127 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,520 Say hello. 128 00:09:56,540 --> 00:10:01,620 Oh, my goodness. I've never seen an animal in worse condition. 129 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:05,380 Okay, look, I know he seems gross now, but I promise you, under all that funk, 130 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,520 there is a hunk. 131 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,520 I'm not talking about that animal. 132 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:11,340 This animal. 133 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,760 Pepperoni pizza is not a healthy diet for a bunny. He looks sick. 134 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,880 Also, he's not sick. His heart's just flowing down so he can digest the 135 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,140 Phoebe, get them pizza police out of here. 136 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,100 Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a second, please? 137 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,360 Molly, make yourself at home. Have some floor pizza. 138 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:37,430 Max, you missed Allison. 139 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:40,270 I get it. But I got you a new Allison. Don't blow it. 140 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:41,550 What's the point? 141 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,850 It's only a matter of time before she leaves me for the Earth. 142 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:45,870 Stupid Earth. 143 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,070 I refuse to breathe your air. 144 00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:14,130 You're a superhero, okay? 145 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:17,670 How are you supposed to fight criminals when they can smell you coming a mile 146 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:18,670 away? 147 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,490 Okay, I am still super. 148 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:21,890 Check out my heat breath. 149 00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:28,490 Just heat that up and you'll be good to go. 150 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:32,170 Oh, great. You ran her off. 151 00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:35,690 She ran off because she stole Colosso. 152 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,550 What? What makes you think that? 153 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:40,590 Because she left a note that says I stole Colosso. 154 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,210 adoption fair. 155 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:49,010 Okay, don't freak out. Klaus is not in danger, right? He's one of the most evil 156 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,370 supervillains of all time. 157 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,470 Oh, we should probably go get him. 158 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,410 Okay, for the millionth time, I'm sorry. 159 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,530 Sorry your nutball friend stole the world's most adorable supervillain? 160 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,290 Yes. You're not forgiven! 161 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,770 Max, I'm gonna fix this, okay? 162 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,740 I will do everything in my power to make sure Colossal never finds a loving 163 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:13,740 home. Let's go. 164 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,880 Ma 'am, I demand to see what you're snuggling. 165 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,140 Molly's over there. Let's go. 166 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,740 Hey, bunny thief. 167 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,120 You stole Dr. Colossal. My brother wants him back. 168 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,119 Too bad. 169 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,640 He's already been rescued by a loving, nurturing owner. 170 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,640 I've been so lonely since my old pet Chesterfield left. 171 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:41,130 I bet you can't wait to snuggle with Papa Tad. 172 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,330 How has my life come to this? 173 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,750 See? Colossal's better off without you. Stay away from him! 174 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,610 Well, Pepper's never going to hand Colossal over. He hates us. 175 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:01,530 No, no, no, no. I am not going to let sad Tad ruin our lives. 176 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:05,150 We just have to follow him home and steal Colossal back. And nothing is 177 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,150 in our way. 178 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,650 know we can handle real grown -up training, right? 179 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:46,050 Yeah. We took down villains. We shouldn't be wasting time on the baby 180 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,210 right? Yeah. 181 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,270 So you're gonna go crank up that crime bot to the meanie -weenie level, right? 182 00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:51,550 No! 183 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,350 Mom and Dad said that we're not ready. 184 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:56,710 Then let's prove them wrong. 185 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:04,589 Leveling up. 186 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:05,590 Stand by. 187 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:09,030 Hey, let's go get a snack while this thing levels up. Yeah. 188 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:11,850 Then we'll come back and show that goofy little robot who's boss. 189 00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,490 Weenie weenie mode complete. 190 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,790 I think he's the boss. 191 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 Dad Bradford. 192 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,400 Because he lives here in a locker bed. 193 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,020 Welcome to the dad pad. 194 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:06,080 Oh, hey. Would you like to see my old high school yearbook, Mr. Snuggly Poo? 195 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,180 Oh, you're so excited you're shivering. 196 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:15,180 Oh, this is me with my girlfriend, Valerie. 197 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,240 This is me and my roller skating gang. 198 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:19,760 Respect. 199 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,120 This is me thinking this is hilarious. 200 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920 I can't laugh. 201 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,260 Allison broke my heart and my funny bone. 202 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,780 Did you forget about Allison? Focus on getting Colosso back. 203 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,520 Just have to wait for Bradford to fall asleep, then we can grab Colosso and get 204 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,259 out of here. 205 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:43,500 Oh, and this is me playing Homecoming with my band, the Red Hot Chili 206 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,710 Still hit the high notes. Yeah, yeah, you know it. 207 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,070 Amazing. 208 00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,310 Seriously, nothing hard. 209 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:10,350 The crown buddy won't stop looking for us. What are we supposed to do? 210 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:11,650 Just stay put. 211 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,040 Going down. 212 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,680 You have defeated the crime buddy. 213 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,500 Yes! 214 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,740 Just kidding. You are dumb as well as weak. 215 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,880 Can't wait to see how Billy and Nora did while we were gone. 216 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,840 Yeah, I bet they're giving that crime buddy the business. 217 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,380 Prepare to be destroyed. 218 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,660 is accepted, soccer bomb. 219 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,380 They're not scared of you, but I am. 220 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,819 Hey! My mom made that coat rack out of the first tree I flew into. 221 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,600 Get a tissue, mama's boy. 222 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,400 That's it. You're out of here. 223 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,680 I'm going to call the Hero League right now to tell them their robot 224 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,440 malfunctioned. Does malfunction mean Nora and I said it to Meanie Weanie? 225 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,440 No, Billy. 226 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,460 It doesn't. 227 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,520 You upped the levels? 228 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,780 We told you guys you weren't ready. And we believe you. 229 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,220 Now. 230 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:11,500 We just wanted to show you we're mature superheroes, not little kids. 231 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,980 Well, mature heroes understand that they don't know everything. 232 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:18,580 If you want to fight crime, take one step at a time. 233 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,530 You are a liar. 234 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:21,730 What? 235 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:24,810 We understand. 236 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,050 Good. Because your next step is cleaning up this house. 237 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:31,250 Aw. Don't aw me. 238 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,750 How do you think Gam Gam's going to feel when she sees her busted coat rack? 239 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,930 That was the best year of my life. 240 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,130 Aside from the dolphin attack. 241 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,570 Let's go get in our matching jammies. 242 00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,010 Please let me wake up from this nightmare. 243 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,830 Gotta close you up. 244 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:06,210 Can't take any chances after Chesterfield ran away. 245 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,890 We gotta come up with a plan. You come up with a plan. 246 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,570 My powers don't even work anymore. 247 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:18,950 All I'm good for now is eating pizza and watching everyone I love leave me. 248 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,650 Okay, that's it. 249 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:31,690 Oh, this breakup was hard on you, but there will be plenty of other girls who 250 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,810 would be happy to date you. Phoebe, you don't get it. 251 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,330 Allison can't be replaced by some random stranger. 252 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,570 She's my first real girlfriend. 253 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,530 She really understood me. 254 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,090 Wow, Max. I had no idea. 255 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:51,330 Look, I'm sorry. I just... Look, I was afraid that if you didn't snap out of 256 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,130 this now, that you'd be a sad sack forever. 257 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,230 A lot of people let breakups ruin their lives. 258 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,420 Truth is, Mr. Snuggly Poo, getting dumped by Valerie ruined my life. 259 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,280 Now, 20 years later, I live in a queen -size locker. 260 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,140 Wow. I can't believe one break will turn him into that. 261 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,180 Yeah? You gonna let this breakup with Allison do the same to you? 262 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,840 Out of my way, delinquent! 263 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,600 It's just some respect for Principal Maxford. 264 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,070 I hate this school. 265 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,470 This breakup won't break me. 266 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,530 Phoebe, distract Bradford so I can grab Colosso. Right. 267 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:47,570 What was that? 268 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:51,550 Oh, the lunch lady better not still be living in the teacher's lounge. 269 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,289 Here to rescue you. 270 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:07,010 Thanks, Max. Does this mean you want me to put on the wig? 271 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:08,530 What wig? 272 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,190 You'll find out. 273 00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:14,810 I hear you talking, Gladys. 274 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,250 You want to live in this school? 275 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,250 Become the principal. 276 00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:21,790 Baby's in trouble? 277 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:28,510 Thanks, Max. 278 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:30,930 Hey, your powers are back to normal. Hey, look. 279 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,660 So good to have you back.